Nov
24
“Pee” is finally not the most searched-for word in my blog
November 24, 2009 | 2 Comments
It all happened because I posted a few photos that I thought were funny of pro cyclists all lined up at the side of the road in the middle of a bike race, taking a pause to water the landscape with the fruits of their loins. Next thing you know, I get 98% of my [...]
Nov
23
I have been hired by aliens to make you feel uncomfortable.
November 23, 2009 | 2 Comments
Or, I just get drunk and taunt you, one way or the other it’s the same result.
Nov
16
Supporting my belief that all Merlin riders are assholes
November 16, 2009 | 1 Comment
… today a guy on a Merlin passed me, didn’t say hello, and then turned around and spat. On me. I shouted at him, “Did you MEAN to spit on me?” and he didn’t say anything, so I caught him at a subsequent intersection and spilled my venom. We definitely were not smoking any peace [...]
Nov
12
Actually, I love everything Gordon McIntyre does
November 12, 2009 | Leave a Comment
He’s the singer/songwriter for Ballboy, by the way. Here is a song from a lovely solo thingamajig he released this summer: No Ball Games.
Sometimes I get a little tired of playing nice and using this space as “practice.” Sometimes I want to write about things that really matter, like, living with depression, or being a [...]
Nov
12
The freaks are out
November 12, 2009 | Leave a Comment
Today on my ride I spotted three recumbents, and a woman on an adult trike coming dangerously close to running over her own leashed dog. Also, one idiot with time trial bars who buzzed me. Warning: if you ride a Lemond bike with TT bars, you are in my black books. I just my stick [...]
