I was thinking today (while riding my bike of course, a wonderful time to think) about all the things that people do on the bike which I am able to recognize from afar that make me have no respect whatsoever for their skills on the bike. I might like some help with this from readers [...]

How is it possible that I can be so hideously inept at this most basic of bike maintenance activities?
Today I managed to install two new chainrings without having to undo everything and redo it multiple times. Not so for the bar tape. That I can never do on the first try.
All thumbs. No skill.

This from a column of breaking news on the New York Times online at 9:35pm on April 8.

Lay off

January 15, 2009 | 1 Comment

Gosh, you all are boring.

So we can all go faster in our cars? And scare the crap out of any cyclists we happen to pass?(Mind you, at $499.99, I am not enticed.)
Though I dislike The Man as much as the next irritable cyclist who has seen many sketchy automobile vs. bicycle actions go unnoticed under the nose of a [...]

Crazy shit

October 24, 2008 | Leave a Comment

Scotch tape emits X-rays. 
Sarah Palin’s makeup stylist earned $22,800 in two weeks.
Should I go on?

I was just leaving my yoga class (yes, I know, yoga is for pussies, but I do the hardest variety, and it serves as a nice diversion when I get emotionally fatigued of riding my bike, which actually does happen); I was unlocking my bike, when one of my “classmates” paused and pointed at my [...]

This freaky guy

August 25, 2008 | Leave a Comment

He was a customer at my bike shop. Did he buy anything? I don’t know. I know he was known to be difficult.
Read all about him in this fascinating New York Times article.

French swimmer Alain Bernard.
Don’t tease him about freedom fries.

Is she Italian?

July 10, 2008 | 1 Comment

This level of jersey-openage isn’t often seen in the women’s ranks.
It reminds me of an Italian superstar, the great Salvatore Commesso – wearer of unusual facial hair, trimmer of jersey sleeves, and overall flashy cheeseball.

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